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"Giuliani's parasitic second neck-head versus McCain's secret Unicorn horn"

Friends, the noises all point to McCain. Jupiter loves a war hero.

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With respect to Dennis Prager, the problem with Rudy Giuliani is that he's no longer human. There's a second, smaller head hidden beneath his collar that has attached itself to the neck like a parasite and is currently running his campaign. This head looks surprisingly similar to the larger head that sits high atop his body, but with two smaller mouths on the tip of the chin, and hook-like teeth. Giuliani himself is no longer in control.

Now that I've explained everything, let's talk about John McCain's magic unicorn horn.

He's a winner, friends, but only as long as that horn remains. The thing about unicorn horns is that, once they're removed from the head, they become soft. You can literally cut through it like a sushi roll. And that I believe is what is responsible for his comeback. He takes a slice of that horn every morning with a cup of coffee. It is not entirely inconceivable that he could thin the slices out over  the duration of his campaign and win this thing. If you don't want McCain to win, you're going to have to get to the horn before he eats it all.

 

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